#most dumbass takes ever

[prodogg]

read comments under an Azula related tweet. I do not recommend to do that since the idiocy level and brainrot was unfathomable

[triona-tribblescore]

Its like miraculous ladybug with how bad his vision is- (Died over the layout good luck trying to read it in order im sorry- TwT <3)

[ironinkpen]

The interpretation of Rise Raph as a 'perfect responsible soft boy uwu' is so BORING I'm sorry, Raph is a rowdy adrenaline junkie with anxiety and I won't take this slander any longer

Raph secretly kept an enemy soldier in their actual literal house as a sparring partner. Raph glued his brothers together and dragged them out to fight crime. Raph once asked Leo to punch him in the face to prove he 'takes damage like a boss.' Raph tried to lift a school bus, twice. Raph offered to help his favorite wrestler beat his little brother up. When Leo suggests evacuating Bullhop, Raph says no bc the best defense is a good offense babey. Raph's idea of a 'friendly chat' with April's upstairs neighbor is to put on a black ski mask and go stand menacingly at their door. It takes Raph 10 episodes to conclude that they should MAYBE start training. Raph's plan to get a potentially priceless (and potentially FRAGILE) museum artifact is to punch a car in the middle of a busy street and also cut it in half with his brother still inside.

Raph's never met a problem he wouldn't try to punch in the face and does not know the meaning of the words 'excessive force.' He roughhouses with his bros and drags them out to fight villains and thinks any plan that doesn't involve an all-out brawl is boring and lame. He'll do anything to protect his family from harm and be a hero, but also he eats wet salami off the floor and once single-handedly destroyed a library.

I just adore how, at his core, Rise Raph is such a classic Raph—impulsive and stubborn and caring and passionate. He is a very sweet, strong, honorable guy who has a very powerful sense of personal responsibility... and he is also the exact kind of jock who throws you in the pool at a party without checking if you have your phone in your pocket first.

[feedingicetothedog]

has enough time passed where i can say that the super tradcath/tradwife fanon version of louis who’s only desire is to be barefoot and pregnant is annoying as fuck and horrifically out of character?

[frnkiebby]

i hate him~🎃

[fortunatelyfresco]

hey, heads up to people building websites that require customers/patients/etc to enter our names:

please double check the error message that comes up if a name contains a character that your system can't read.

i understand you might be beholden to a pre-built system that can only accept certain characters. that's a potentially huge problem actually, but maybe not one you're in a position to solve, or at least not quickly.

but as far as i can remember, i've never ever seen an error message that doesn't imply the problem is OUR NAMES. this last one outright said "Please enter a valid name."

rather than, you know, "Sorry! Our system can't read that."

this problem is insulting and annoying enough without shitty error messages.

[empoleon-dynamite]

this person is a writer apparently….. feel like you have to go into a book like tehanu with intentional bad faith to come out with a failcringe take like this

[obessivedork]

My casteless Dwarf to Alistiar after they've seen the ashes of Andraste cure Arl Eamon: Hey so I know your people don't want to hear this but if that really WAS the remains of the historical figure Andraste she was definitely a healing mage, right? Like. That's the most logical answer, and if Wynn were to die and be cremated her ashes could do the same, probably.

Alistair: You might not want to think that last thought around anyone else.

[fragglerockopinions]

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[rigginsstreet]

its wild to me to think that there are people alive now who have never known a life without smartphones and social media like... they just have absolutely zero concept of what living life without those things means and thats so sad to me cuz you truly cannot get a grasp on how its rotted peoples brains without having the knowledge of what life was like before all that like it didnt all used to be this way lol

[ajdrawshq]

bored n my back hurts. look at my notepad jokers

[subconsciousmysteries]

a lot of people overtype the 479 tritype because they have never done psychedelics or been in psychedelic culture where the actual 479s reside. its so obvious how many of yall in typology havent lived and that especially includes doing psychedelics which will open your eyes to so much.

[lizard-dumbass]

Guess who finally found out they have athlemaphobia lol

[just-another-product-of-today]

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[kavehater]

I will never understand those dumbass k//veth//m shippers hating nilou cause she’s a pick me first of all stop redefining what words mean because being a pick me isn’t to be thrown around cause you hate someone/something etc it has a meaning which is to suck up to men while putting other girls down - i.e that pearl lady. Nilou is literally the opposite of a pick me.

In fact it’s telling that she’s only friendly to kaveh and alhaitham and the fact you take her existence to be a threat to your nonsensical ship in the first place implies your ship isn’t even secure in to begin with and that there is a reason to believe kavelou or hailou is canon or something cause if it wasn’t yall wouldn’t have hated her or saw her as a threat to begin with LMAO

[bittwitchy]

my gift is being annoying, see, i can hate myself and be so horrendously anxious that i think trying to make being alive easier for myself is somehow offensive to others bc thats how so many people online act like literally any accomodations not made by the doctors that dont care abt you at all are somehow unnecessary and ‘fishing for attention’ to the point i ruin myself and destroy my body avoiding accomodations bc i dont want to ‘seem like a bad person’ for quite literally needing help. but give me a tv show and 30 seconds with new information and i will either give you the most thought provoking theory or the most wildcard theory ever and always be correct.